bam!!

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...from the corporate gibberish generator.

iphone sizes.

is this your luggage?
it is?
awesome that a stranger has gone through your shat,
taken pictures of your knickers and posted them online.
...keep the bag,
you freak.

learning the guitar to get you laid.
(nsfw)

napping nanas.

a must for santa.

survival reality.

i left a disposable camera on a bridge in north portland, or with the instructions, "take one picture"

i left a disposable camera in in melborne AU.

ten top photography composition rules.

dead at your age.

ten fascinating twin stories.

tone matrix.

one hundred ways to kill a peep.
(looks like i haven't posted much since easter, aye boys?)

urlesque's one hundred most iconic internet videos.
study up on these fellas.
then check out weezer's pork and beans video.

jimmy carr and a heckler: (nsfw)

(funny to type in heckler into youtube and enjoy)

pretty woman sung by batsh!t crazy man:

"bubye"

How not to get stabbed: (nsfw, language)


slow mo sneeze:


poor marketing research: (nsfw)


300 trailer in der papp-version:


cosby show intro from india:

@ :30 it gets good.

dog affirmation:

thanks mike dog.

soul-wow:

you following me camera guy?

fox snow dive:


henson's eleven:


in this economy:


jones bbq foot massage: (nsfw)


pac man in real life:

awesome.
i love when they fall.

rodenator pro:


star wars macgyver mash up opening:


atm card reader:


if i was a superhero,
i would want this for my super power:

you may need to turn down the music.

check it reggie.