that and this

dick towel: (nsfw)


things you did in high school but still talk about.
nothing says sports(wo)manship like woman's soccer.
the making of an american soldier. scary.
fight club vegan soap.
don't bring a knife to a lobster fist fight.

double entenders over entrees:


obama-weather (.com)
red fluxion (game)
portion sizes, then vs now.
pyroblossom (game)
the shocker gloves. (thank good the don't make mittens)
succeed vs fail.
the best things to eat and where to eat them.
shotgun rules.
how much is one eigth?

this is the best borito i've ever eaten:

...oh, that emily.

dick vader:


at-at costume:


glottal opera:


improv everywhere at it again:


ken burns civil war intro:


unnecessary censorship:

more: sesame street and the count.
related: eight memorable sesame street celebrity cameos.

we are duoche bags:


should i buy that extended warranty?
how much sleep do you need?
dude sells ad space on his shirt.
things to do with power.