free of all fruit fasting fun!

chewie trapped in this guy's nightstand:

he's gonna be pissed if he is really stuck in there.

the sticky note experiment.

ear wax:
the good for you goo.
"Excess earwax normally treks slowly out of the ear canal, with an extra boost from chewing and other jaw movements, carrying with it dirt, dust and other small particles from the ear canal. Then, dried-up clumps of the stuff fall out of the ear opening."
now i can tell the doctor i am totally normal.

ever see a youtube video but think it could be better if there was different music?
then this is for you.

i hope my old folks home has these for drinking.

15 classic sci fi cars (no land speeder? wtf?!)

fads.

stapler.

escalator trick:

"ma! ma! ah we gettin' an escalatah?"

for some reason i think of you guys in maine when i see stuff like this:


and obviously i need a lazy susan for my gun collection:


in all seriousness,
i don't think i would ever shoot at an ice cream truck or in my neighborhood:
(maybe some nsfw language, but i think it is bleeped out)