There's a dude at the bar he sits next to who says that, when the wind is just right, you can jump off the balcony and you'll be swept right back up. The first guy doesn't believe him, so they go out on the balcony and the second guy jumps off, falls a few feet and then WHOOSH ends up back on the balcony.
The second guy thinks this looks amazing, and when the first guy says "ok, go!" he jumps off, and plummets to his death.
The first guy comes back inside and the bartender says, "You are really a douchebag when you're drunk, superman."
